Famous Cousins #3 - All of the American Presidents

Ooo-wee! Look's like I'm gonna be the guest host of this post, oh me, oh my!

It's about all your American Presidents!

I'm still recovering from that gunshot wound I got from Beth, remember that? Ooo-wee! These little pain pills sure get me through the day!

But I can make a little money on the side with this job I took, something about letting the Baldwin family know how they're related to every president ever! How about that?

So if you all paid attention in history class, which I know I never did! You'd know there are, like, 44 or 45 of these fellas. From what I hear, they go from George Washington on your quarter coins to this new guy Donald Trump. He seems to be stirring up all kinds of ruckus!

Oooo-wee!

Then the ones in the middle are a little hazy. I know there was the guy on my five dollar bills, somebody named after a vacuum cleaner, and a man named Warren-Gamaliel-something! I see a Chester on that list. Reminds me of Pencilvester, remember him from the last post?

Sure you do!

Anyway, I pulled this list off your earth-internet, you can look at it if you want. I never even heard of half of these fellas.

1 George Washington, 1789-1797
2 John Adams, 1797-1801
3 Thomas Jefferson, 1801-1809
4 James Madison, 1809-1817
5 James Monroe, 1817-1825
6 John Quincy Adams, 1825-1829
7 Andrew Jackson, 1829-1837
8 Martin Van Buren, 1837-1841
9 William Henry Harrison, 1841
10 John Tyler, 1841-1845
11 James Knox Polk, 1845-1849
12 Zachary Taylor, 1849-1850
13 Millard Fillmore, 1850-1853
14 Franklin Pierce, 1853-1857
15 James Buchanan, 1857-1861
16 Abraham Lincoln, 1861-1865
17 Andrew Johnson, 1865-1869
18 Ulysses S. Grant, 1869-1877
19 Rutherford Birchard Hayes, 1877-1881
20 James Abram Garfield, 1881
21 Chester Alan Arthur, 1881-1885
22 & 24 Grover Cleveland, 1885-1889, 1893-1897
23 Benjamin Harrison, 1889-1893
25 William McKinley, 1897-1901
26 Theodore Roosevelt, 1901-1909
27 William Howard Taft, 1909-1913
28 Woodrow Wilson, 1913-1921
29 Warren Gamaliel Harding, 1921-1923
30 Calvin Coolidge, 1923-1929
31 Herbert Clark Hoover, 1929-1933
32 Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1933-1945
33 Harry S. Truman, 1945-1953
34 Dwight David Eisenhower, 1953-1961
35 John Fitzgerald Kennedy, 1961-1963
36 Lyndon Baines Johnson, 1963-1969
37 Richard Milhous Nixon, 1969-1974
38 Gerald Rudolph Ford, 1974-1977
39 James Earl Carter, Jr., 1977-1981
40 Ronald Wilson Reagan, 1981-1989
41 George Herbert Walker Bush, 1989-1993
42 William Jefferson Clinton, 1993-2001
43 George Walker Bush, 2001-2009
44 Barack Hussein Obama, 2009-2017
45 Donald John Trump, Forever and Ever, 100 years

I was told that you Baldwin and Simpson people can trace your family back to King John of England, oh my! I was supposed to mention that at the beginning! Oops! Well, the fun thing is, everyone here on that list can do that too, I guess, and that sure does make some conspiracy theorists nervous! Ooo-wee!

A guy named... Tim Dowling? He put together a website for people to enjoy where he traces back allll sorts of different family lines, and relationships, back to King John of England. That makes all of you guys cousins, huh?

Every President is Cousins! Oh me, oh my!

Except for one Mr. President Van Buren! But it looks like he can go back to John's mother. Ellen of Aquaman? I think so! So they're all related anyways! Whew! I was getting pretty nervous there!

Anyway I'll let you click around up there and look into things. That Tim Dowling sure has done his... his research, huuuh? He's the one who gets all the credit here!

I was going to mention! About how Hillary Clinton is related to you too? But, ooo-wee, she's not a president, now is sheee? Oh me, oh my!

See you later! Have fun reading! Ooooo-wee!